Well election day is here and it’s time to toast the end of the television campaigning.
We definitely should go out to vote wAAAAy before we pour the bubbly to make that toast.
Watching the election results on television calls for sitting back, relaxing, and may the best man win!?@#%X@?!&?…
I recommend you choose your favorite beverage. Pepsi, Sprite, Mountain Dew or if this bubbly is not cutting it of course you can pop open a bottle of Dom Perignon.
Just keep in mind that the vote is first and then the bubbly. We need a clear head to pull the lever for the right candidate.
All joking aside, we are proud to be American.